Monday, July 12, 2004
my funny bone got tickled again. haha.
read these!
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me...they're cramming for their final exam."
- George Carlin
"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people."
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
"When the Devil quotes Scriptures, it's not, really, to deceive, but simply that the masses are so ignorant of theology that somebody has to teach them the elementary texts before he can seduce them."
- Paul Goodman
*laughs.
ok! i'm off to find some good stuff for ashleigh!
PUAY! :)
// 12:26 AM //
Monday, July 12, 2004
my funny bone got tickled again. haha.
read these!
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me...they're cramming for their final exam."
- George Carlin
"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people."
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
"When the Devil quotes Scriptures, it's not, really, to deceive, but simply that the masses are so ignorant of theology that somebody has to teach them the elementary texts before he can seduce them."
- Paul Goodman
*laughs.
ok! i'm off to find some good stuff for ashleigh!
PUAY! :)
// 12:26 AM //